i am burd.i got long beak. i do trench. i drink sody. i ride lambo sumtime. born 2 trench, live 4 snack.
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Burdo an teh Sody Cup
Burd wake up. He say "hmmmmm thirsti." He go to big tea machien. Press ALL da butonz. Out come a cup bigger than burd. Burd sip. Burd drown. Burd happy. End.
Burdo n teh Trench
Burd dig a trench. Why? He dunno. Just trench. Soon he find… anotha burd in trench. "Yo, u trench too?" "Ya bro." They trench togethr. Trenchi friendz.
Burdo in da Fast Food
Burd order one (1) burger. Get seven (7). He put burgerz under wingz. Put fries in beak. Put sody on head like crown. He king now. McKing.
Burdo n teh Sk8bord
Burd try kickflip. Board kick burd instead. Burd spin like helicopter. Land in tree. "Sk8 or die," he say. Then he nap.
Burdo n teh Magic Hat
Burd find blue pointy hat wit star. He yell "ALAKAZOOM." Nothin happen. He yell "BURDZAP." Boom. Now every1 in town is burd. Mayor, dog, mailbox—all burd. Chaos but also party.
Burdo teh Pikaburd
Burd wake up. He yellow now. Why yellow? He say "i am pikaburd, deal wit it." He look outside. There big shiny LAMBO. Yellow too. Perfect match. Burd climb in. Car say "vrooom." Burd say "peeka-VROOOM." He drive 2 fast. Faster than thunderbolt. Clouds get electrocute. Whole sky yell "BURDO STOP." Burd no stop. Burd drift corner. Sparkz fly. Lambo become Pikachu tail. Car now thunder. End of storie. Moral: never trust burd wit lambo. Or do. Funny.
